The Eight 'Fight Club' Rules For Filmmaking...

1st RULE: You do not talk about your film while in production (including pre- and post-production).

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about your film while in production (including pre- and post-production).

3rd RULE: If someone says "you're not a filmmaker, quit wasting your time," ignore them.

4th RULE: Only the smallest crew possible for a film.

5th RULE: One film at a time.

6th RULE: Learn to do everything yourself.

7th RULE: Films will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first film, you HAVE to finish it.